Russian Roulette

Its basically just the russian version of tag, the kids play it all the time, especially while sipping their vodka juice boxes, and petting their pet polar bear, ye know the usual

unlike tag instead of getting ppl with their hands they use this toy thing called a revolver, and instead of chasing each other and tagging them they take the revolver, put this harmless thing called a bullet, and only 1 btw, then while pointing at themselves, or others, they spin the wheel inside to "decide" the fate of the one the gun err "toy" is pointing at and then they pull the trigger, anyway what happens next isnt important, all in all its a fun russian game especially for kids and only 1 in 6 people have died in the process, not a very big deal

Russian Dude: Hey kids, wanna play russian roulette? i have revolver toy only 1/6 death
American: HOLY SHIT I THOUGH GUNS WERE ONLY FOR SHOOTINGS
Russian: gun? ah no that toy, this is gun
*pulls out minigun*
American: bro what happened to the revolver

by [e-mail] May 13, 2022

Lazy Russian

One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)

Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.

Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.

by CristinaAndMariaToscanoLikeBBC February 29, 2016

A Russian Piping

To have a pipe shoved up the asshole with little to no lubricant

Did you hear they did a Russian Piping to Vlad yesterday?

by Meutar October 22, 2025

russian gypsy

It is a different kind of gypsy that has its own language vedday means cousin

Prs1Are you a Russian gypsy. prs2yes bley

by Russian gypsy man November 30, 2020

Being Russian

When you are joking, kidding, usually when trying to diminish or retract a statement.

“Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”

by Ferballs January 28, 2024

russian monopoly

Monopoly but the rules are not fair.

this is Russian monopoly because it's no fair.

by Thegamers1222 March 18, 2023

Russian fracturing

Fracturing the subsurface rock using nuclear bombs to increase production of oil & gas.

CEO: We need to increase oil production or the company will go broke.

Russian Engineer: Why don't we use Russian Fracturing.

by Agswaggg August 30, 2012