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The "Mother"- Fucker

When your fucking someones mom and they scream fuck me better little dick dan or im gonna stick my fat ass horse cock inside of you and ejaculate on ur dads hairy ass hole
I was fucking my friends mom and she told me i was The "Mother"- Fucker
by The "Mother"- Fucker March 18, 2020
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Mother

Mother means, the person who gave birth to a child.
by TescoPremiumMember March 20, 2020
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Mother hen

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The cult leader of the most famous, greatest and bestest cult of tiktok: the step chicken. Rise up step chickens 🐔✊. We will soon take over the whole internet, so be warned🐔✊
Person B: Rise up step chickens
Person A: We will make our Mother hen proud 🐔✊
by step chicken🐔✊ May 15, 2020
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Sweet mother fucker Jones

Sweet version of motherfucker Jones iykyk HAHAHAH BITCHES
Woah look it’s Sweet motherfucker Jones so rare

Hahah jks he da best

Sweet mother fucker Jones
by Sweetmotherfuckerjones May 29, 2020
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The Muddy Mother Bird

The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
Me and the mail man practiced the Muddy Mother Bird yesterday.
by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020
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Swear Mothers

Used when, to sound convincing of telling the truth, or wanting to be believed. Possibly Australian origin. Condensed from swear on my mothers grave
Such & such happened, swear mothers.

It wasn’t me swear mothers”
by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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you're mother

A more exotic looking version of a hippo which still craves sexual pleasures but can't endure intercorse because they are stuck in there little car thing that you use when you're crippled and you need to go shopping at Safeway.
John: You're mother is a fat bitch!

Thomas: I know
by Cum hoarder November 2, 2020
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