by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023
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People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
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Matthew Costello: My gf (anika) who lives 7 and a half hours away broke up with me for the 6th time this week!
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
*proceeds to drive 7 and a half hours for the 6th time that week* (repeat this cycle every week 6 times)
by farm_merge_valley_lover August 17, 2024
Get the Matthew Costello mug.Matthew is a pretty cool guy. Although he has some bad sides, like never admitting hes wrong, and he always thinks hes the best out of all his friends. hes more of a type of guy who likes to hang out with his crushes rather than his friends. Matthew can be helpful at times, and can be pretty chill. sometimes he gets really angry and annoyed.
by KingFlames87 November 10, 2020
Get the Matthew mug.Matthew is a tall dude with a red hairy vainy cock, he pulls no bitches, he is a ranga that thinks to high of him self while he looks like a ranga verison of slender man
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