Kyle is a man who’s good with his hands: a Mr. Fixit and master of the sexual arts.
Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.
His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Fuelled exclusively by Monster energy drink. Drywall’s biggest enemy.
His farts smell like Dominoes, his eyes are icy blue, and he has a ginger forest on his grundle.
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Kyle seemed high strung at first, but he seduced me with his sultry eyes and a good massage. We broke my bed but it was worth it.. plus, he fixed it while we waited for our Dominoes Pizza. A true Kyle
by EveryNormalNameIsTakenAlready June 21, 2020
Get the Kylemug. by bones65 January 12, 2022
Get the Pulling a Kylemug. Kyle Mirren is a very underrated Youtuber who can run 5 miles in 6 minutes even though he ways over 400KG.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Whys the ground shaking?
Guy 2:hmmm oh its Kyle Mirren.
Example 2:
Kyle: Woah woah *falls*
The Boys: HIDE UNDER THE TABLES ITS AN EARTHQUAKE
Guy 1: Whys the ground shaking?
Guy 2:hmmm oh its Kyle Mirren.
Example 2:
Kyle: Woah woah *falls*
The Boys: HIDE UNDER THE TABLES ITS AN EARTHQUAKE
by Garry Oniel March 23, 2020
Get the Kyle Mirrenmug. by Cute_Booty_Brown March 3, 2020
Get the Kyleemug. Kyle, a Scorpio, is a long black haired metalhead man with a hell of a sense of humor. Even if he may be misunderstood or not appreciated because of his dry views on the world, he is more of a friend than you could ever ask for. He cares about you, even if he may show it in many eccentric ways. His eccentricity is what makes him special, and you should always appreciate him for it. He gives the best and well-thought out advice, and if feeling up for it he will provide you enough comfort for you to look back on for years.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
Also, he has an impeccable taste in music, you’ll never be disappointed if you ask him for suggestions. An absolute demon in bed, you’ll find yourself waking up and feeling all at once every physical sensation that you went to bed having felt.
But even if he may be witty, he may be the life of a party and a decent figure to look up to, be mindful that he might need a friend too. Someone to be around when he’s not at his best, or when his anxiety gets the best of him. He always does his best, and sometimes because of it he neglects his own emotional health for those around him.
“That guy you’re always talking about, you’ve gotta introduce him to me”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
“Oh, Kyle? I’d be absolutely pleased.”
by vampiric flesh May 22, 2022
Get the Kylemug. by Kabjshdhdkdbsbsn May 5, 2018
Get the kyle cotnammug. A goofy ass, chin strap growin mothafucka. Kyle is a mf you at and think damn you don’t belong here. Kyle can’t get a damn bitch one so he resorts to third wheeling with every couple he can. Kyle is a man that ask the same question someone else asked 1 min ago.
by RonaldReagansTaint March 21, 2023
Get the Kylemug.