Helen Keller Effect

Noun: The sensation you experience when quickly standing up, causing reality to warp into an indescribable darkness and inability to comprehend sounds around you

“Dude, when I got up just now I had a total Helen Keller Effect”

by RememberTheAmibo September 22, 2019

Helen Keller

Immune to flash bangs and can only taste the phosphorus.

Solider : Throw a flash bang at her
Helen Keller : .......
It's not very effective

by soldierthatdiedtoHelenKeller October 16, 2019

billy kelly

has a huge pp and gets al the gals going

i want to be like billy kelly

by BillyKellyIsABabe November 21, 2019

billy kelly

has a huge pp and gets all the guys loves to rub his nips

i want to be billy kelly

by BillyKellyIsABabe November 21, 2019

Jack Kelly

Son of The great Ian Kelly who sadly died fighting for The USSR during World War II

"Look its Jack Kelly,the fat cunt"

by Bigmankelly November 26, 2019

Jacob kelly

A Jacob kelly is short and sweet he isn't the most popular person but he gets along with every one he dates a tegan who is pretty .many boys like tegan so Jacob kelly gets into fights

He's cute he must be a Jacob kelly

by Hamsey999999 December 7, 2019

Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)

Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.

by P_trained December 7, 2019