Jordan

A person who owns a Nintendo 3DS XL, a true Chad usually (always) accompanied by a trouser snake the size of the world serpent (25,000 miles long)

I need to find me a Jordan to enjoy

by The correct person to ask defs February 17, 2024

Jordan

Jordan,also known as mine bomer,is a pathetic loser,who makes art on instagram under the name @minebomer,he likes watermelon flavored candy,art,and his bed and his mama im sorry,50 dub,i really got it tatted on me,WAIT DON'T TYPE THAT,STOP TYPING WHAT I AM SAYING,THIS DON'T GO IN HERE BRO STOP!! DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU bghb bm cvn hvv cccvfofij bn,alright,anyway,follow his ig or something idek he make cool art :)

jordan trash cans

by idk who i am...... November 22, 2021

Jordan

A large nosed pig who loves to start drama and shit his pants. Can never participate in No Nut November because he would be the first to loose. Jordan all ways has a girl and will find a way to screw up any situation. Jordan’s prized possession is his dick, that he says is an above average size compared to his friends. He is gay.

Wow that was a real Jordan move to pull

Wow that Jordan’s gorgeous, too bad he’s gay

by Mouth juice November 24, 2019

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

Jordan

An ugly short midget with a fat ass forehead, and smells like crab fart.

Jordan Uglyness

by cidzz February 19, 2023

Michael Jordan

President of America england very nice 👍
Also he is Niger

Michael Jordan

by NIGGERSareSoGAYYY February 3, 2022

Jordan Smith

The definition of extra

“What’s the definition of extra”-search’s up extra in urban dictionary” ~answer Jordan Smith~

by Famjgfx August 23, 2019