November 18th is jerk off your homie day. Get going with the homies or a homie and have a good time ! Also it’s an automatic no homo
by Yuh-yuh-heee November 17, 2020
Get the National jerk off your homie day mug.Yesterday i didn’t have any lubrifiant left, so i spilled some troinoi on my dick and my girlfriend gave me a troinoi jerk
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Spilling troinoi(cheap russian perfume) all over your dick and having a girl sip it up. It's usually done by Russians in the US
by Molnia November 21, 2020
Get the Troinoi jerk mug.Masturbating without touching your hand to your penis. Dry jerking is usually performed through pants and/or underwear using the hand closest to the direction one’s penis curves/points to. If you are circumcised, you can dry jerk by turning your hand face down, wrap it around your penis through the clothing, and move back and forth as you would when you masturbate. If you are uncircumcised, you can dry jerk the same way or by lightly squeezing near the head of the penis in your palm, which also moves the foreskin back and forth, and if you pair it with the thumb of your squeezing hand near the base of your shaft, you will have a very pleasurable experience.
Scenario 1: This internet chick is giving me the biggest hard-on right now. I don’t wanna have to wash my hands later, so I’ll have a dry jerk.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
Scenario 2: Ugh. This conference video call is boring me to death. I have to be on camera too. I’ll dry jerk to keep myself alive and hopefully keep my hand from shaking all over the place.
by pizzasnake1 November 27, 2020
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Get the demon jerk mug.A person who publicly displays an inside joke to alienate all but a few people in a group. The act is usually done in a desperate attempt to elevate the ego of the jerker.
“Sally is totally a circle jerker. Every time I hang out with her and her friends, she takes every opportunity to bring up inside jokes.”
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