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I want to play a game

A reference to a line in the movie Saw attributed to the serial killer Jigsaw. He would often greet his victims via a sound recording. He would then force them into situation where they would fight for their life, leaving heavily maimed mentally and physically, or choose a painful death instead.
John (Jigsaw): Hello Mark, Paul, Amanda, Zepp, Adam, Dr.Gordon.
John (Jigsaw): I want to play a game.
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John (Jigsaw): Congratulations. You are still alive. Most people are so ungrateful to be alive.

John (Jigsaw): But not you.

John (Jigsaw): Not anymore.
John (Jigsaw): Game over!
by AztecEagle August 30, 2013
mugGet the I want to play a gamemug.

playing grab tail

1:screwing around with members of the oppasite sex while saposed to be doing something else
2:robbies life story
Eli, quite playing grab tail and get up here!
by Mc lovein January 8, 2008
mugGet the playing grab tailmug.

I don't play Minecraft

A user/player who denies playing the block game of "Minecraft" because they're too embarrassed and cannot quit the game. These users/players usually make fun of other users who play Minecraft, as they're playing.
'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.

A Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"

Another example:

A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.

Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).

A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you playing Minecraft??!"
by minemansimulator August 25, 2018
mugGet the I don't play Minecraftmug.

playing with your pencil pouch

dimitri: caryn y r u always playing with your pencil pouch in class.
caryn: y dont u focus on organizing your binder
by sikmind'd October 16, 2010
mugGet the playing with your pencil pouchmug.

Stop playing with me in the comments

Girl “stop playing with me in the comments” I’m not the one to be played with
by Starjackson June 25, 2020
mugGet the Stop playing with me in the commentsmug.

play her like a cello

Having sexual intercourse with a female, in the doggy style position while rubbing her clitoris and rubbing her breasts.
Can be achieved via vaginal or anal intercourse.
To play her like a cello may be achieved by: A man is sitting down and a girl sits down on a man's penis while the man rubs her clitoris and rubs her breasts.
by illenobrac April 25, 2008
mugGet the play her like a cellomug.

play soccer with my testicles

When the monsters behind the blue fence get horny and decide they want to play soccer.
Hey, watch out for that blue fence. The one time the monsters behind that fence got so horny that they decided to play soccer with my testicles.
by Ballistic573 December 21, 2020
mugGet the play soccer with my testiclesmug.

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