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by Jommyg October 11, 2015
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by Jamal dick August 04, 2022
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It's a form of torture, you shove toy race cars up the anus and due to it's sharp edges it inflicts pain and large bleeding. It is largely used as an alternative way of child abuse amongst the people of Oklahoma.
"Yooo dude... did they look like they just had an Oklahoman Race Car or somethin because of all of that ass bleeding.
by the nut nutter November 10, 2020
The process in which someone places their hands together, bends down and rams another person in the ass in an upwards motion, so as to lift them off the ground.
(during sex)
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
Jane : Harder! Harder!
Jim : I can’t go any faster, but I can give you something else.... *procedes to Colombian Car Jack*
Jane : Oh yeah baby that’s the fucking spot ram me harder in the ass I want to take your full girth!!!
by Tailpipefucker June 07, 2019
The art of running over cars which either sets the alarm off or damages the roof. Its great fun a night, but do it quick. If you get caught your fucked up. People don't want you running over thier cars, do they? Its done alot in the UK, i dunno about the US. Sports cars are the best. I like to do this along with egging. Its great fun, i suggest you go try it.
by {~Forrest~} October 29, 2005