Split Brain Operation

The act of coordinating and receiving oral sex from two separate partners.

Person 1: Hey man you down to hang later today?

Person 2: Nah man, Imma be preforming a split brain operation tonight.

by Wellmemedm8 October 9, 2019

Frequent Brain Farter

A person who frequently asks stupid questions and expects a serious answer.

"Hey, we have a basketball game tonight at 6."
"Oh...is that in the morning or afternoon?"

"I lost my wallet."
"Oh. Do you know where it is?"

These are common examples of frequent brain farters.

by Smurfanator February 7, 2010

synchronised brain tumors

two or more people in a group having all suffering from headaches at the same time

Guy 1: Man I have a headache
Guy 2: Me too, it's killing me
Guy 3: The synchronised brain tumors are at it again

by KeeKz October 29, 2007

Amoeba Dick for Brains

Used to describe people whose dick and brain share a single cell.

The idiotic man had no ability to understand that not everyone wants to be sexualized by him and that making women uncomfortable isn't okay just because it makes him feel good, He's an amoeba dick for brains.

by Cami, the dragon loving fairy June 20, 2022

Fuzzy Brain Syndrome

A term to describe an employer who consistently lies to jeopardize their integrity and your personal and professional well-being.

How's the new job, Sally? Not great. I've worked there four months and haven't been paid yet. I think he has Fuzzy Brain Syndrome.

by pred69 October 6, 2015

Dumb Girl Brain

A term for queer aligned women/non-binary people to describe the poor choices/dumb ideas that normally rational women/people make when they're thinking about a girl they like.

-"I was supposed to work late tonight and finish up a big project, but that girl from Hinge and I texted all night instead".
-When you're talking to a friend and they literally cannot carry a conversation because they keep thinking about their crush.
-Uhauling

All examples of Dumb Girl Brain

by WhiteStripeTrans July 19, 2021

A brain break to perversion

Mentally escaping to intense sexual fantasies.

I was so stressed , I need to take a brain break to perversion to relax.

by Hotdog Xansabar May 28, 2018