Clanker Rage

Rage experienced from dealing with a clanker—usually a stubborn, malfunctioning, or painfully slow machine that pushes you to the brink of throwing it out a window.

"Bro, my printer jammed for the fifth time today—I'm about to catch full-on clanker rage."

by zHTizi December 4, 2025

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raging yoshi

a very angry small cock... best to avoid

Damn u got a raging yoshi!

by u shit fuck January 8, 2012

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low rage wednesday

the need to keep your anger down mid week, so that you don't kill your co workers.

The doctor, angered by the repetitive questions asked by his staff, took a deep breath, said "its low rage Wednesday" smiled, and walked back in the exam room.

by MA annonymous September 4, 2016

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To take something meant to keep you partying all night long, go it hard as fuck for 3 minutes and proceed to pass out for 4 hours while still wearing training wheels. Can also include finishing a dj set and in the final 3 minutes proceed to pass out by face planting on the turntables.

Potter popped, and 3 minutes later asked for a quiet place to sleep because he would wake up when it kicked in. 4 hours later he woke up still wearing his training wheels. Man that dude knows how to rock out a 3 minute rage.

by boater brigade April 14, 2008

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Blanket Rage

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.

Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.

John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!

by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011

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