human puppy

A person who is into the bdsm pet play but generally plays as a puppy .

Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy

by Deadjockman April 3, 2021

Human velocity

Human velocity is only 4 years old, and currently the youngest person ever.

-My name is human velocity

-you are the youngest person ever!

by penisballs08 June 26, 2025

Human Centipede

The collective name for a group of youth pastors.

After lights out, the youth pastors lined up in a Human Centipede before shifting to Train Anal.

by cb757 January 18, 2024

human

dumb fleshy naked things that don't give a shit about the planet

Dog: wow, I wish I could be a human

by Justsomeweird14yrold June 7, 2019

Human Participation trophy

Always a guy named Dylan

Dylan is the equivalent of a human participation trophy

by Vancem44 December 27, 2021

human sabeasting

when a pack of wild furries/creatures roast a human rotisserie chicken style (rod ass to mouth over) a fire.

That one scene in The hobbit where the trolls roast the hobbits over the fire.

“Woah those trolls are human sabeasting rn!”

by iloveskaterbois MF October 22, 2022

human

you

"hey look at that human" said someone at the carnival

by deez nuts69420_amongus sussy December 21, 2021