human sloth

A human who seems to live life in slow motion.

He annoys the hell out of me, he takes over a minute to take his coat off and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 April 25, 2018

human sloth

A human who appears to live out their life in slow motion, taking an age to do anything, speaks slowly and ends up getting in their own way.

Everything about that guy annoys me, it takes him nearly a minute to remove his coat and sit down, he's a human sloth.

by daveuk123 April 19, 2018

Human like animal

The animal characters found in shows that are human like and aren’t furries because they are characters for kids not dressed as animals just talking animals

The Human like animals are characters in cartoons to appeal to kids

by The decipher March 23, 2021

Human reproduction

A science subject that people are not supposed to find embarrassing but most people did

well i did :)

Especially adults who don't know how 2 say hi.

I hate Human Reproduction. I dont want anything like pringles or bacon.

by im still a kid July 10, 2019

waste of human space

Well, it’s when someone does nothing good, and is only frowned upon, I guess. I mean it’s self explanatory, you silly geese.

“Zane is a fuckin’ waste of human space.”

by Pastahat December 23, 2017

Human Thermostat

A Chayce or a Scott who monkeys up into an attic to turn valves for hot or cold air.

My boss calls us the human thermostats because we determine the temperature.

by Chayce1981 April 14, 2024

Human Centispoon

When a group of 5 or more people all spoon in one long line.

I saw Frank and his girlfriend spooning next Jim and his, and I decided to stitch it into a Human Centispoon.

by bippyshermen February 15, 2014