How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

how do you do that

masquence asked me this
fucking masquencegger

masquence: "how do you do that"
hunter: not telling you
masquence: im gay btw
hunter: ik

by htunteunrunetunererr October 12, 2025

How to Get Bitches 101

if u wanna get get bitches Lemme give u some advice

1-touch grass(the most important)

2-Take i shower(i know this is gonna be ur first but it feels great)

3-walk outside chin high and your boutta see them bitches rolling in(dont forget the drip and colgne)

If this fails u prob have down syndrome or u is 5'2

i knew u would be searching up How to Get Bitches 101

by urlocaladvicegiver101 October 20, 2025

How did it backfire

How did it backfire? Be specific. Tucker likes it when you're specific.

Hym "How did it backfire, Steven? You. Didn't like what I said about your incest cult... And you were dismissive about the weaponized schizophrenia... And then when it turn out I was right... And you being an uppity, dismissive, crippled bitch got your own churches shot up and your catholic school kids murdered. Jordan Peterson had an emotional breakdown. You all agreed to pretend that that the was nothing you could have done about it and that nothing happened even though there WAS something you could have done about it. And then you all agreed to LIE about ME and say about ME the thing I said about your religion. That is THE EXACT SPECIFIC way in which it backfired. The backfire was YouTube decided to be dismissive about MY THING and LYING TO THEIR AUDIENCE claiming that I was just seeking attention and now you are trying to erase my from history to hide your own shame. You are the backfire Steven. I'll take that as an admission of guilt."

by Hym Iam October 22, 2025

Any way's, Any how's, Any whosels!

A nonsensical way to express yourself outloud.

Well I'm off to Mike's house. Any way's, Any how's, Any whosels!

by Eggspectacular7 October 23, 2025

Miami How The Fuck We Feelin Baby

for fucks sake shut up, stop drinking, and go to bed John Summit

John Summit: "MIAMI HOW THE FUCK WE FEELIN BABY"
Also John Summit: "lezfuckinggoh"

by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025

That's not how any of that works

Se what we seem to have with BOTH Sams... Are jews who have once again appointed themselves supreme ethical authorities and it effecting the lives of people who don't believe thus. Why don't YOU invent AI? Oh. You can't. See, I didn't have that problem and that in no way means that I should have to do what for free and as long as draw breath I don't have to. Because you aren't doing shit for me.

Hym "So, that's not how any of that works. Your charity hasn't reached me here while I sit alone in the dark while your filthy slut daughters sit in their blankies and watch AI generated videos."

by Hym Iam November 11, 2025