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February 17

National kiss your girlfriend day

You have to 🤷🏻 ♂️
Are your busy on February 17th?
by totally not george February 15, 2024
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February 28th

Type Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script day. Every February 28th you can send a known Matthew the beginning of the Bee movie script
February 28th example

According to all known laws
of aviation,
there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Ooming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
- Barry?
- Adam?
- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!
- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!
by Oooh yeh March 1, 2022
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Fuck fapping february

Second month of Sigma year. During this period you may find an increase in your testosterone levels and start feeling less like a wanker. Is is only a second month so it is still considered an easy one.
James:"wow this Sigma year looks promising, better not fail my Fuck fapping february."
by chorbet November 15, 2022
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Futa February

Where you only masterbate to futa in February
Hey bro what futa February
Where you only jerk off to futa
by princevsanime November 12, 2023
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February 22

National it’s gay to call someone a pussy day
It February 22nd and if Luke calls someone a pussy that gay
by Us uisemxjcj February 22, 2021
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February 23

Be racist to your own kind day
Hey Jamal, today is February 23 and your a n****r
by Random.Randome February 23, 2022
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February 6th

February 6th is National Grab Your Boyfriend's Ass Day, so when its February 6th, grab your boyfriend's ass!
S/o 1: Do you know what day it is?
S/o 2: February 6th why?
S/o 1: Its National Grab Your Boyfriend's ass day so come here!
by chelz<33 January 3, 2022
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