Dark Fatter

The invisible force that causes my waistline to expand at a slightly slower pace than the universe.

“Dark Fatter is the only explanation for why my waistline expands despite my commitment to a healthy diet and lifestyle.”

by SalvyZ June 17, 2019

dark hideous

vader under his mask 💀

my homie jamaal: yo why is he called darth sideous
me: nah he dark hideous my guy
jamaal: shut yo bitch ass up

by shit yourself now September 5, 2023

Finding a Doorknob in the Dark

Due to the sheer size of elephants, Finding a Doorknob in the Dark refers to how they mate. They mount and then just stay there until the males genitalia finds its way in.

Did you see those elephants? It looked like he had no idea where he was supposed to put it.

Yea, like finding a doorknob in the dark.

by Momo J December 18, 2009

Dark Hoppers

Plural of Dark Hopper

TraderGold sent dark hoppers when I was doing an Uberstreak :(

by TraderGold January 13, 2021

darkness

a person on the marshy discord server that is mod

man darkness do be kinda cool doe

by MarshyDictionari December 4, 2020

Dark Woke

Left Wing people or politicians who aren't afraid to viciously mock their political opponents

To beat the president we can't be polite, we need to go Dark Woke.

by Krakentorpedo March 27, 2025

Advance Darkness Time

Advance Darkness Time is a time adjustment typically turning the clock 1 hour backward from standard time or "normal time" instead of advancing clocks by usually 1 hour (ADT) is used to minimize daylight hours by moving an hour of night to morning and so it can reduce the waiting time for sunset and night

Advance Darkness Time turns the sunrise from 5 to 4

by Timetwister August 23, 2021