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man crush

when a lesbian has a “crush but not really” on a man, often a celebrity.

or, alternatively, when a straight man has a “crush but not really” on another man, often a celebrity
“I’m totally man crushing on Pedro Pascal

“I thought you only liked girls?”

pedro pascal transcends both gay and straight.”
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spanking crush

a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.
his ass was glowing red when she put him in a spanking crush hold.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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The Crushing

The Crushing refers to a pornographic bait video that is has a small niche spread on the internet where two black men smack their asses on someone’s face with a lot of lotion as a sped up version of “Ballin’” plays. It is based off of hood irony and Thug Sauce. The thumbnail is often some kind of bait. If someone mentions “The Crushing”, they are most likely speaking about this.
Person A: Have you heard of The Crushing?
Person B: Yes.
by Bean Boy. May 22, 2024
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Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.
"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."
by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016
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Getting Crushed

The act of a male defining what he would do to a girl in a sexual way
Luke : Hey bro you see that girl over there?
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man
by imjustamethaphor July 5, 2023
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Womens Crush Wednesday

An opportunity girl use post a picture of a woman they admire on instagram. Gaining favor with the woman in question and also adds to the possibility that someone might mistake the picture for her and gain som followers at the same time. Widely popular in the fitness and bodybuilding community. Users ad the hash tags #wcw and #womenscrushwednesday
I nominate Dana Linn Bailey for my Womens Crush Wednesday because she inspires me! #wcw (And has a lot of followers)
by Anniemals June 25, 2015
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