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barney crack by 69likehipster September 9, 2018
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Ham Crack
I slipped a digit in her ham crack last night while hitting it doggie. She shot off the bed like one of Kim Jong-un’s rockets. Won’t go try and poke her there again without warning.
Ham Crack by Eaton Holgoode October 23, 2018
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dixie crack by disciple_9 January 26, 2019
Mouse Crack
Mouse Crack is the dust that emits from a natural crack in a kangaroo rat that has spent too long in a sewer. This is quality stuff which leads various species (including humans) to go to far extents to obtain this legendary item. Gimme sum of dat mouse crack. Heya boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii u kno wut i wan so giveitomeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go git ur own mouse crack, but this wons MIIIIIIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U go git dis stuf from Moushek urself!
Mouse Crack by ApricotFoxx September 1, 2019
Straggle crack
A straggle crack is someone strung out on drugs, wearing the same pair of jeans for weeks, may resemble slender man and may sleep under a bridge.
This Straggle Crack I used to bartend with never showed up on time and when he did he was always high and wearing the clothes he slept in.
Straggle crack by Roman K. January 12, 2021
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lemme crack by Ibnnnn April 12, 2023
Make a Crack and Turn Your Back
Calling someone a name and/or insulting them, then quickly turning your back to your victim so they cannot reply.
Make a crack and turn your back
Person 1: You are retarted (quickly turns away).
Victim: Damn it. Now he is occupied with something else so I cannot reply.
Person 1: You are retarted (quickly turns away).
Victim: Damn it. Now he is occupied with something else so I cannot reply.
Make a Crack and Turn Your Back by HAHAHAHAH1AHAHAHAHAHA May 17, 2011