(looks down at keyboard and sees esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrows)
by 584940493395874392034839394 October 20, 2024
Get the esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 d8 f9 f10 f11 f12 power `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop[]\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return lshift zxcvbnm,./ rshift fn control option command space command option arrowsmug. January 27th also known as, National cap day is when employee’s who hate their jobs all decide to wear caps for no reason other then fucking around
Zach: Oscar where’s you cap?
Oscar: wait is it January 27th already?
Brad: yeah man, National cap day
Oscar: shit
Oscar: wait is it January 27th already?
Brad: yeah man, National cap day
Oscar: shit
by Number1Barista January 27, 2023
Get the National cap daymug. The act of placing one's oral cavity within near proximity of his/her patellas. Generally a move indicative of inherent flexibility and/or the absence of two or more ribs.
Did you see that flexible prick Marilyn Manson got busted lippin' caps in a public washroom in Dallas?
by Robhouse November 25, 2013
Get the Lippin' capsmug. one definition for the word cap is to shoot someone but most people
know it as the more current definitions which basically means that someone is lying so technically just a synonym for lying or a lie
know it as the more current definitions which basically means that someone is lying so technically just a synonym for lying or a lie
jimmy: bro imma cap you if you don’t stfu
chris: alright jimmy calm down
or
jimmy: ayo chris david told me you were going on vacation to hawaii with everyone but didn’t invite me
chris: that’s cap i would never do that
chris: alright jimmy calm down
or
jimmy: ayo chris david told me you were going on vacation to hawaii with everyone but didn’t invite me
chris: that’s cap i would never do that
by immagenius1115 April 21, 2021
Get the capmug. 
