Chaos Boner

Noun
Sexual arousal broth on by the though of chaos

“Have you seen what's going on at Echo Park?”
“I saw it on the news and got a chaos boner.”

by Ken Hammered March 26, 2021

boner mechanic

Somebody who works on or fixes a boner

Went to see the boner mechanic last night, she worked on my cock.

by ThePanzyPanda November 28, 2018

Boner basher

1) an individual or animal who interrupts your wank sesh causing you to become flacid
2) an unfortunate event that rewins you're awesome plans or bad ass current situation inturn making it negative or ending it altogether

1) My dog can be a real boner basher, I was mid way through flogging the log and it was becoming nice and stiff untill my dog ran into the sliding glass door startling me .

2) my bother is a real boner basher, I was 3rd gear pinned doing a hill climb on my yfs 200 and I get a call his truck crapped out and needs a tow

by beaner master98 September 12, 2016

Boner Arrow

When a young woman lefts her legs over her head while getting boned

Wow she just boner arrowed!

by Rik_Skin February 16, 2017

spooky boner

when a man sees something that his brain can't choose whether the image is arousing and terrifying, so his penis gets erect out of fear and arousal.

dude 1: when I googled thicc aliens last night I wasn't sure whether to be scared or aroused.
dude 2: well what happened?
dude 1: I got a spooky boner

by ProbablyADegenerate September 6, 2020

Cheese boner

A penis with a yeast infection

I wouldn't have sex with him, he has a cheese boner.

by StellaPhez November 24, 2013

guilt boner

When nature runs it's course even in places you shouldn't be or shameful situations you shouldn't be in.

My buddy got chewed out by his wife before going to Cheetah's with us and ended up with a guilt boner all night long.

by Haolepino November 18, 2022