by seriza July 29, 2023
Get the andrew garfieldmug. A man among men. Who focuses more on his own world and aspirations rather than the system and everyday dull life thus making him excellent with his hands and an avid outdoorsman. Andrew is not afraid of authority, snakes,taxes spiders and other nonsense. He takes challenges head on when his random Portuguese friend is trying to whip him instead of cowering he strikes back grabbing the whip. When Andrew sees a random drain pipe, cave, aardvark den his natural urge is to go inside because he knows that when there is a hole there is a goal. Unlike most normies Andrew is not afraid to use a Bic lighter to incinerate any ticks that successfully punctured his hide. He is not afraid of heights and leaps like a spider monkey over obstacles courses and dives through tunnels knife in hand ready to take on any who dare reside in such dark places. To other people he is one or more of many things chad, crazy, autistic, downie, has down syndrome, based, odd, a brother, son, built different, differently intelligent, stupid poes and loyal friend.
by Slightly better indavidual January 17, 2024
Get the Andrewmug. Andrew is a slang term for super gay sex, used by only the coolest of people. this word was created around the 18th century and is still frequently used today
by Beesnuts June 15, 2020
Get the Andrewmug. Andrew - a lacrosse playing fuck, who enjoys mediocre spaghetti and shit sitcoms such and friends, Frazier, and Seinfeld.
by T-rex37 June 9, 2021
Get the Andrewmug. Guy 1:Wow did you see Mark Andrews dominate the browns defense last night?
Guy 2: It’s Mark Andrews what did you expect.
Guy 2: It’s Mark Andrews what did you expect.
by Ravens are goated December 27, 2021
Get the Mark Andrewsmug. A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
Get the Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!mug. by ScooterOfficial October 19, 2025
Get the Andrew Horowitzmug.