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t touching c

Stands for turd touching cotton. A reference for the need to take a shit immediately. Having to shit so bad that the turd is on it's way out and is actually touching your underwear.
"Cory, hurry up and finish your putt and drive me to the clubhouse, I've got t touching c."
by b-sleazy September 28, 2008
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Butchington C-grove

A motherfucker who sucks dicks for sail boat rides. This nigga also jerks donkeys off so that he can make some money to buy tampons for his rectal bleeding.
Hey, you eat elf dicks with jalepeno sauce. You must be Butchington C-grove.
by Rashuan Moscott April 19, 2004
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501(c)(3)

(US LAW) nonprofit corporation; legal status permitted to certain types of organizations under Treasury Regulations section 501(c)(3) that exempts it from taxation.

The 501(c)(3) is quite easy to organize, especially if one wants to funnel money from donors to some form of activism. It was first made available in 1934 but has become extremely common since 1986 because successive rulings greatly loosened restrictions on electioneering for 501(c)(3) entities.

Often 501(c)(3) entities engaged in politics are affiliated with an almost-identical 501(c)(4) entity, which has EVEN WEAKER limitations on electioneering.
The 501(c)(3) clause in the IRS code is practically an invitation by the government to launder corporate profits into lobbying.
by Sorry, the good guys lost September 10, 2010
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C-List Celebrity

People on this list are usually "famous for being famous" or reality show stars. To qualify to be called a "C-lister" you must be blissfully unaware that you aren't as famous as you claim to be or have received more fame than is proportional to your skills and talent.
Paris Hilton is a C-list Celebrity.
Anyone on the Disney Channel is a C-List Celebrity.
by GarBear The Man January 9, 2009
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Jailhouse C-section

""I'm about to give you a jailhouse c-section."
And you are instantly terrified."
-Novawar
by TheBestKindOfFig November 3, 2012
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More C-4

The act of over spamming a demolition site with plastic explosive in order to ensure mass destruction and casualties.(plus, it looks fuking awesome)
Chris: what the hell are you doing?
Nathan: MORE C-4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by crzydonkey October 21, 2010
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Johnathan C. Eldritch

Johnathan C. Eldritch , often abbreviated to JCE or shortened to John or Johnny, is a fictional character within the "PHOBOS" ARG webseries. He first appeared in voice only, speaking in a transatlantic accent, but was later revealed in a humanoid form. Johnathan is depicted as a tall man in a suit and loosely-fitting tie, having a white skeleton-like face and horns in the shape of cartoon arrows. His face is expressive, shown to blink and emote when talking.

Note that the character's last name, Eldritch, is likely in reference to Lovecraftian fiction. Indeed, the character is theorized to be an adaptation of Nylarlathotep from the Lovecraft mythos, albeit with a striking design an dpersonality overhaul.
"Johnathan C. Eldritch glared menacingly at the last cupcake!"
by SuperCooper778 October 11, 2021
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