detroit red wings

Good team whose stats are incredibly beefed up by the fact that they play in the Central Division which is easily the weakest in the Western Conference AND the NHL overall. 24 of their 82 games have been played this year against Columbus, St-Louis and Chicago. All of those teams are struggling like hell to get a win every 5-10 games. They're just no match for Detroit who gets all those free points with almost no effort. Despite all this, Detroit does indeed rock and is one of the better teams in the league. Still, if they played in a better division, they would have at least 30 less points or so.

Detroit Red Wings Fan: Wow, our Wings are so good. They beat Chicago which doesn't even have half the wins they have! It's so amazing. We truly have the best team even though everybody else has to play often against way better teams.

by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006

brown wings

Brown wings, like Red Wings are biker terms for oral sex of the feces filled anus or menstruating vagina. You must earn your wings.

I earned my red wings and brown wings form the same chick on the same night.

by Estaben Reyes April 27, 2006

wingman

Best friend through thick and thin. Word given to express a relationship greater than brothers. True hommies.

Word homes! Yo Niell YOU'RE MY WINGMAN DAWG!

by matt February 1, 2005

wingin

to relax and kick back.

i'm going to be wingin it tonight.

by AcetoBass July 30, 2008

Bat Wings

(n) A humiliating yet humorous gesture performed by stretching the skin of the testes in opposite directions to resemble the wings of a bat

Get off my bus! I saw you doing bat wings back at Putney Bridge.

by kaiiiiiii December 1, 2009

Detroit Red Wings

One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:

1. People from Michigan

2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.

Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

brown wings

The act of performing oral sex on a dirty, unwiped anus.

Guy #1 "Is that shit on your face?"
Guy #2 "Yeah, I just earned my brown wings from that skank on the corner!"

by odody March 4, 2008