Touch-texting

A system similar to 'touch-typing' but for phones, where you use one hand to type, and each finger only presses certain keys based on the layout of the keypad. Can be adapted for right-handed or left-handed people.

Me: Aaargghh, my thumbs are so big I can't use them to text! So annoying to do the single-finger-poke all the time...

Laura: Hey, there's a new thing called 'Touch-texting', you should try it.

Me: Huh?

Laura: You use one hand the same as touch-typing. It's insanely brilliant!

Me: Wow. will try it.

Laura: Let your fingers to the talking!

Touch-texting by bill cauliflower February 12, 2026

touch down

basically saying when you get there or arrive

Let me know when you touch down

touch down by datscottishnigga March 15, 2026

Touching grass

Touching grass means feeling nature beneath your feet and being present. The soft blades, the wind through leaves, birds calling, tiny insects crawling—all of it slows your mind. Sitting, walking, or lying down helps you breathe, notice small details, and feel grounded. Even a few minutes can calm your thoughts, refresh your perspective, and remind you of the quiet beauty in the world around you.

After a long morning of running errands, I went outside and spent an hour touching grass, letting the cool blades brush against my hands and feet.

Touching grass by Ep1xxBl0xx3rzz April 9, 2026

touch the bottom of a pint glass

When your male modesty is so long that you can reach the bottom of a pint glass…….

Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!

Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.

“You know Tina, right? Apparently, she’s been getting one of her five a day from Glenn from the greengrocers. Bloke’s got a right snake on him. He showed me once down the pub……he can touch the bottom of a pint glass! Believe me! Massive.”

touch the bottom of a pint glass by fullyfledgeded April 18, 2026

touch the bottom of a pint glass

When your male modesty is so long that it can touch the bottom of a pint glass…….

Typically, we are talking about when flaccid, although whilst erect, it is still impressive; after all, the average length of a fully erect boner is approximately 5.1 to 5.5 inches (13–14 cm) and a pint glass is roughly 6 inches tall!

Thus, claiming to "touch the bottom" places you in the top tier of length, making it a significant claim down the pub or in the locker room with the boys.

“You know Tina, right? Apparently, she’s been getting one of her five a day from Glenn from the greengrocers. Bloke’s got a right snake on him. He showed me once down the pub……he can touch the bottom of a pint glass! Believe me! Massive.”

touch the bottom of a pint glass by fullyfledgeded April 18, 2026

Touchy two thumbs

When a person cant refrain from having one hand or the other (sometimes both) from touching other people; social settings are this persons prime for their affectionate grasps.

I was with my friend steve, when johnny came over and touchy two thumbs me once he started talking about golf.

Touchy two thumbs by Pickled Tickle May 11, 2026

Touch grass

Usually used for a person who stays inside on their phone or playing games all day.

Go touch grass you've been inside all day

Touch grass by 12dude3456 June 22, 2026