Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.

You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

by JCEG November 25, 2006

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points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver

Something back-seat drivers frequently do.

Okay, now turn here!

*points in a vague way out of the line of sight of the driver*

by Fleabag May 12, 2006

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OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY

1. A term used by bikers when some retard is standing directly infront of them

2. Used when there is something large barreling towards you at a very high speed

1. OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE WAY WHY ARE YOU WALKING IN THE BIKE LANE

2. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT OH SHIT FUCKING MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY JESUS CHRIST OH FUCK

by Shit slinger69 April 30, 2021

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Half-way Low One-finger High-five

When two people, both equipped with a penis, smash their genitals together in a short clap, much like Docking

guy A: "I sure would like to give that man a Half-way Low One-finger High-five, if you know what i mean..."

guy B: "I have no idea what youre talking about..."

by OneViolence April 09, 2016

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