Sausage

It’s a slang replacement for “exhausted”.
Used to describe how tired you are— so much that you can be a non-living piece of meat.

“Oh my God dude, i didn’t sleep at all last night doing homework I’m fucking sausage.”

by Emmanuel_hater123 April 1, 2020

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

Sausage Tube

A vessel for a penis such as a throat, a vagina or a butthole

Down the ole' sausage tube 🍻

by Buttoncottage September 1, 2023

Sausage hawk

Any female scooping out the bar looking for some sausage. Or looking to score with a male. Using their Hawkeye vision they evaluate from a distant and swoop in for the sausage.

Hey Eddie do you see that sausage hawk over there... Eddie where do you go???

by Lospro85 May 26, 2018

drop some sausages

Take a shit

Thank the Maker it was all green lights on my bus ride home...I had to drop some sausages the moment I got home.

by pentozali January 1, 2014

Holding Sausage

The act of being gay - created by Harry

Most commonly used as “pub talk”

“Hi I’m Constantinos and I like holding sausage”
“Sorry I don’t like girls cus I am holding sausage”
“ I used to be straight but then I held some sausage for the first time and I never looked back👀”

by Dr Chef June 26, 2020

Dragging sausage

A term used in the porno industry to describe someone with a long dick that touches the floor and drags along the ground as they walk.

After the sex scene Ron Jeremy walked to the beverage stand and was dragging sausage the entire time.

by Phil Seaman July 21, 2018