BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.
Joe: How did you guys meet?
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.
Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.
by workseverytime February 13, 2012
Get the BEER DUMPINGmug. any of the 5 second of summer members have them. dump truck means fat ass and they all have that. so be jealous
by ashtoncallmenow April 6, 2021
Get the dump truckmug. A dump so urgent that that it escapes your colon and splashes down like an Apollo space capsule from way out in 3 point land before you’ve had time to sit.
I was clenched up and prairie dogging, and befor I could even plant cheeks on the seat it was a Steph curry dump from 3 point land. Nothing but net
by CookFromNOLA December 14, 2023
Get the Steph Curry dumpmug. When you're taking a steaming hot bath and you step out to take a dump soaking wet then get back in the bath.
by Grubby09 April 27, 2024
Get the hot tub dumpmug. by Ubeenbamboozledson March 10, 2023
Get the Dump Truckmug. by DaWordNerd January 10, 2011
Get the dump ya pipemug. When, the morning after she DIDN'T bang a guy otherwise ends up in her bed,a girl finds it in the kindness of her heart to throw on a sports bra and some flip flops and drive the poor man home.
Girl 1: Wow, why are you up so early on a Saturday?
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
Girl 2: I had to Chump Dump this dude before his hangover lifted enough that he tried for morning sex.
by CGoodies June 28, 2015
Get the Chump Dumpmug.