william lohr

The one the one white kid who is really good at math that is pretty cool and is great at cross country

William Lohr ate pancakes

by Will1230 November 22, 2016

William, Prince Of Wales

William, Prince of Wales
(noun)

The dude who’s been first in line for the British throne since dinosaurs roamed the Earth (or like, since he was born in 1982). Known for his hairline slowly retreating like British troops at Dunkirk, but also for being the "responsible royal" who drinks tea, waves politely, and doesn’t cause tabloid meltdowns every 5 minutes.
Kate Middleton’s husband, which basically makes him the guy living every British mom’s fairy tale dream. Together they’re the royal power couple who dress their kids like it’s still 1947.
Prince Harry’s older brother, which automatically means he’s the "boring" one in royal fanfiction. He's the “you’re gonna be king one day, so no funny business” sibling, while Harry ran off to California to vibe and podcast.
Sometimes referred to as "Wills"—not to be confused with wills that give you inheritance, though he probably has like 47 of those too.

"William, Prince of Wales, is like if your dad got a crown and had to smile through awkward public handshakes for the rest of his life."

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

William phoenix-bowers

A very egotistical, selfish person who will do anything to belittle others and make them feel upset. They’ll usually use racist and homophobic language to insult people and are very judgemental.

“Who’s the most annoying prick you know?” “Oh it’s got to be William phoenix-bowers!”

by Xavier rocksella February 21, 2024

william corum

a odd young man. typically british and german. likes older men. often laughs at his own jokes

william is so odd. william corum in a odd young man

by jwjhenejalaoxiuebwnwka May 22, 2021

Eve Williams

She is a fun girl but don’t get on her wrong side or she will smack u. She has a big booty and amazing teeth. She has the bests friend names SOPHIA she is cool. Eve is a loving girl but can be a rude bitch. She is a weird homeless man at times but other times she can be a funny goddess. Her nose is to die for and her beautiful blue eyes can kill u with one look. She doesn’t need makeup to show beauty. She wishes she was rich and could be as cool as her bestie but she loves her for it. She really wants a boyfriend so uno hot her up. Don’t let a eve go cause her caring but savage nature will drive u crazy 😜. Go get an eve or she may write a letter about how much she hates u of loves u then burn it so. Ok go get an eve because boys fall in love with her but too nervous cause she is so god damn hot! She is also Kinda strange and makes weird things and pretends to be a dog sometimes ? 😎 she is banging tho bruv like I’m so jel honestly

Friend -hey eve ! Do u wanna go out

Eve Williams -nah cba

Friend- oh ok don’t worry it will just be me and the boys

Eve - what boys I’m coming !!!
Friend - slag

by Eve Williams May 7, 2020

little William

Having a cheeky tug. Often on Friday nights at 11:37 pm

Did you see the size of her ass, I need a little William

by Balloonbuswithasideofloot December 12, 2022

William John Rudge

A not-so-civilised gentleman who can always be found in a discord call solo queuing ranked on Rainbow Six Seige. Takes them 300 ranked games to get into silver.

“I was solo queuing ranked earlier”
“Your being such a William John Rudge”
"I can't be a William John Rudge, I got to gold in 50 games"

by Mozhatescucumbers September 9, 2024