A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.
I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.
by Transy15 June 10, 2016
Get the Road Gnatmug. Everyone in this area is driving according to rules of the road & along comes that road bully; tailgating & cutting cars off!!
by Dr Dre' March 10, 2023
Get the Road bullymug. a road in hong kong that spans from prince edward to tsim sha tsui
a way to make fun of people named 'nathan'
a way to make fun of people named 'nathan'
by nathanial's mother March 12, 2025
Get the nathan roadmug. The act of pulling your pants down and rapidly squatting in public to embarrass another person you're with.
by Drinker o' piss March 13, 2022
Get the The Road Diggermug. To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.
"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"
by kastagire July 28, 2021
Get the beat the monkey to the roadmug. by datboyrob September 22, 2022
Get the t-roadmug. Someone you meet in life that you grow to love as you would your own brother. Though you may put physical distance between you and them, you still live with them in your heart and mind as do they.
The people that will sit with you on a porch in the summer heat and drink with when you're body and mind are old; when you look them in the eyes you see each other as though you are still youthful, your smile without it's many creases, and your hand, arm, and shoulder still capable of bearing their weight.
An old friend, in a world where you make less old friends as you grow older.
(not to be confused with motorbike-club cultural concept of the same name)
The people that will sit with you on a porch in the summer heat and drink with when you're body and mind are old; when you look them in the eyes you see each other as though you are still youthful, your smile without it's many creases, and your hand, arm, and shoulder still capable of bearing their weight.
An old friend, in a world where you make less old friends as you grow older.
(not to be confused with motorbike-club cultural concept of the same name)
John Smith: I met the guy in high school, we meet whenever we can. I love the guy.
Satoshi Nakamoto: That makes him your road-brother.
John Smith: Yeah, he's my road-brother, till the day we die.
Satoshi Nakamoto: That makes him your road-brother.
John Smith: Yeah, he's my road-brother, till the day we die.
by Pius Felix June 13, 2024
Get the road-brothermug.