Poop a duke

This happens when you hold it in too long and it has built up inside and has become hard to get out. But when it dose come out it hurts your whole body.

Guy1: you took a while in there you good?

Guy2: no man my body hurts I think I pooped a duke. I didn’t think I’d poop a duke

by Tillergang360 March 26, 2019

poop room

not a bathroom. only a select few were able to witness the powers of the poop room.

"isn't the poop room just a bathroom"
"NO"

by evilsoda September 2, 2020

Poop carpet

A very hairy butt crack

Yo, that guys got a major poop carpet!

by Sinistersquish May 25, 2017

Cadbury Poop

When the Poop is hard on the outside and soft one the inside. The smell of the center will generally overwhelm a house.

Liam laid a god awful Cadbury poop, like it was half solid but had a creamy center and stunk up the entire house.

by Obi M October 11, 2021

Elevator poop

When you poop in your hand and lower it into the water of the toilet so that it makes no sound.

I was at my boyfriends house and I had to poop but didn't want him to know so I ended up taking an elevator poop

by Mr. 5150 August 27, 2016

poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

by Beeker21 July 23, 2012

Scenic Pooping

Pooping in a Vacation Poop Location where one is captured and intrigued by one's surroundings whilst unloading.

Greatest Vacation Pooping Location was at the top of that mountain we hiked. I'll sure tell you what- never been greater Scenic Pooping. If only you could see.. Now all I need is a blumpkin while Scenic Pooping.

Women's restrooms are great Vacation Poop Locations, especially for one seeking a Scenic Poop, nice pictures to look at and flowers to smell while taking a crap.

by kariusvega August 6, 2012