"Dude I had a total asteroid poop back there. I had to wipe my ass four times to get all of the water off."
by Blood_Sweat_'n_Tears February 28, 2014
"Man, I had to shit everywhere I went today, I shouldn't have had Chinese last night, what a poop crusade"
by tacos for life January 02, 2015
by PoopYetiLover May 14, 2014
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
by Peacedancer April 22, 2023
Betty was too busy being a poop sleuth that she didn't even realize it was her own funk she was smelling.
by Narcolovely May 05, 2018
So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.
Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit
How to poop
by Notmelol123 May 09, 2022