Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024

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Let it crust

Build up of cheddar in your bottom region

After masturbating I just let it crust

by CrustKing March 24, 2024

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The "Let It Go" ride

A restroom at a Disney theme park.

Mommy! Why is the line for the "Let It Go" ride so long?! Can't we get an Asspass?

by Princess Potty March 27, 2024

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Let me find out

An expression of disbelief. Most commonly used when learning something shocking or surprising. Another way to say "I didn't know that" or "No way! "

Mom: "Will you order me a bean burrito at Taco Bell?"
Me: "Let me find out you like bean burritos!"

Friend: "My sister just won the lottery!"
Me: "Seriously? Let me find out!"

by Lucky B March 27, 2024

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