people named Thomas are strange and hilarious. he can function on 2 hours of sleep and have infinite energy.
he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
he will randomly ask to fight you at 1am because he wants to and it only takes less than 15% of his power to break your spine because hes not a very big target. yeah hes kinda small
by Xeries July 22, 2024
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Most people would caalm him Thomas the train but those downeys have no friends so if you even fucking think about insulting Thomas I will snap ur legs 😁😁😁
Most people would caalm him Thomas the train but those downeys have no friends so if you even fucking think about insulting Thomas I will snap ur legs 😁😁😁
by Rhbsaiwb3crhfisbacgw3848462920 July 5, 2021
Get the Thomas mug.Thomas, wanting a oooey gooey, is a rare but an unjustifiable sense of act, where a Thomas runs a train on 2 or more men, mostly men. They usually had swamp ass and are in a Lexus butt naked. Thomas oooey gooeys happen quite often. Where Thomas is the one in the middle, getting double the action on the nice enjoyable train ride. Thomas loves taking such great trains when both or more involved gets Thomas all oooey gooey with sticky white stuff all over him.
"This oooey gooey was so deliciousoso, I would take a ticket for this train ride again" "Thomas please give me another ooey gooey all over me, in my yummy tummy"
"Ooey gooey swamp ass, in my yummy ummy" " The Thomas Oooey Gooey is just so small, I can't feel his pecker in me"
"Ooey gooey swamp ass, in my yummy ummy" " The Thomas Oooey Gooey is just so small, I can't feel his pecker in me"
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Get the disciplining thomas mug.a thomas is a guy who is usually a dickhead until he gets to know you. He generally dates girls named: Caroline, Sara or naomi. He’s real annoying but will stick up for u if he is friends with u otherwise he’s just a stupid ass.
by supm8te October 20, 2019
Get the Thomas mug.A Thomas is someone you can always rely on. He will never spill secretes and doesn’t care what other people think about him. But, when he finds a girlfriend, he spends all his time with them and simps really bad….
Someone: Hey! Do you know who Thomas is?
Other person: Oh, is he the one that simps really hard??
Thomas: I’ll beat you up
Other person: Oh, is he the one that simps really hard??
Thomas: I’ll beat you up
by That.Guy3058 November 22, 2021
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