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The cold

The cold? THE COLD!?
Hym "THE COLD... Was driving you insane!? The cold!? Hooooooooly shit! Woooooooow, bro! I literally leave the windows open all winter! That's all it takes, huh? Not an organized stalking, gaslighting, harassment campaign that mimics the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia? The cold? You would be FUCKED if you were in my situation guy! Hooo-ly shit! Absolutely fucked! The fucking cold! Not creating A.I. (literally) and then trying to stop retarded billionaires and incest cultists from stealing it... But the cold... That is the thing we are worried about... Their power is out (my power is about to go out on the 20th I need my check to be at least $400 (WHICH IT MY NOT BE BECAUSE MY HOURS WERE CUT) or I won't be able to pay half my electricity and the rest of my rent) and THAT is effecting the mental health... I-um... I don't even know what to say about that! I'm genuinely speechless! I mean, I'm profoundly displeased by that statement- Just... Wow, man... Wow!"
by Hym Iam July 12, 2024
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cold hump

when you are horny in the winter and dont have a girl until the lust kicks in and fuck a snowman/women until you cant feel your dick
Man I was so horny last night that I cold humped my snowwomen
by : ? l October 14, 2021
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Cold-forking

Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).
Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."
by tabintoeth May 26, 2018
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cold toilet seat

even tho its cold....... its better than warm toilet seats.
guy: would you rather have a warm toilet seat or a cold toilet seat

guy 2: cold toilet seat.
by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023
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Cold Cosby

When you drug and date rape someone with a frozen Jell-O pudding pop.
I think I got cold Cosby’d last night…I woke up sticky with a popsicle stick in my ass.”
by Dean Gallberry December 9, 2023
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3 Coldness Levels

The first 2 coldness levels are construction rocks the third coldness level is a woman's best friend in her engagement and wedding rings including super-hot-fly FemCee's diamond necklaces, and fly MC's bling Cuban link and Franco link chains and cross and Jesus medallions.

Re: (Threee Coldness Levals)

#Brick #Cinderblocks #Diamonds
The three winter weather temperatures are: Brick means it's cool outside, Cinderblocks means it's cold outside, and Diamonds means it's freezing outside.

The three common Winter weather patterns with and without snowstorms, blizzards, rain, sleet, hail, or ice storms; All must include winds.

Re: (Threee Coldness Levals)

3 Coldness Levels definition is: God and Mother Natures natural invisible rocks and stones in the airs of all the ten planets of The Milky Way galaxy solar system relating to Earth's first season of the year being Winter.
by Lloyd Brinks January 13, 2021
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cold oven

Dude1: Dude put the pizza in the oven at 20° for 470 minutes.
Dude2: You mean the cold oven.
by NotoriousCraig May 17, 2018
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