Metal Jesus

The entity talking in certain Iced Earth songs like "Melancholy" (legendary btw.), and creeping into many other supposedly purely "metal" acts.

When Metal Jesus takes over metal you almost might not notice any change in your metal playlist.

by felixh July 2, 2016

Douche Metal Dork

An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.

What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.

by Powdered Douche Nut July 9, 2025

metal on metal

Two genital piercings rubbing together during hardcore sex

I’m going metal on metal tonight

by Kenski April 8, 2022

heavy metal

The heaviest subgenre of rock music. It originated in the UK and US in the late 1960s. The differences between rock and metal is, rock mainly focuses on eighth notes and metal on sixteenth notes, rock mainly uses only electric guitar while metal uses generally a mixture of bass guitar and electric guitar, metal is a type of rock that replaces all the happiness with either depression, sadness, anger or fear.

I listen to hard rock more than heavy metal

by Dogmilk57 Nightcore March 13, 2021

Gorilla Metal

Metal music that sounds like what you'd get if you put a bunch of gorillas behind some instruments. Usually described by gatekeepers as "real metal." It is essentially the metal version of butt rock, but significantly less commercially accessible. Gorilla Metal can quickly be identified by the use of 7 and 8 string guitars to make up for a lack of creative writing ability, tasteless drumming that consists mainly of smacking the kit as loud and frequently as possible, and mainly screamed vocals. If there are clean vocals, they are certainly autotuned garbage.

Jim: "Hey, do you like Crown the Empire?"
Hank: "Nah man, I don't listen to Gorilla Metal"

by Menico D'roh April 23, 2022

Smell the metal

A term describing the process of giving oral sex to a woman who is menstruating. It is derived from the iron-rich odour given off from the vagina.

I wanted to go down on my girlfriend, but she was on her period, so I realised I would have to smell the metal.

by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011

metallic forging

the government using metallic minerals in your body to create sicknesses.

The metallic forging sent the middle class citizen to the medical doctor several times a year.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018