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slamming the snake

a form of masturbation that involves slamming the penis between two hard objects
i just caught this drunk shit slamming the snake in the toilet
by Xxxhunterx13 October 29, 2015
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Snake

Alive wiggly penis aka the best kind of penis
Person 1: I love my snake
by Wkbdwjaondbsb November 13, 2022
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wrinkle-snake

A penis, typically found in its natural environment - shriveled in the cold. But beware, when warmed up and activated, they have the ability to financially cripple you.
Fucksake Ryan, ever since you let your girlfriend near your wrinkle-snake last winter, your social life has really gone to the shitter.
by Lord of Snails November 16, 2020
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Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.
Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.
by Telemok Chedar November 6, 2012
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Jake the Snake

Lost in a boxing match by forfeiting because of a bunch of excuses and then chatted like he couldve beat the terminator.
I'm feeling tired and need to work on my stamina, oh you're like jake the snake.
by SpicyMuffin24 October 2, 2020
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“Snake in a turtleneck sweater” refers to the penis of a person who has not been circumcised.

Usually a term used in England during the 80’s.
I love English men and their snake in a turtleneck sweater.”
by Aantazy January 2, 2018
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texas snake trap

When a girl has razorblades mounted on the inside of he vagina and cuts your dick off with them...
i just got texas snake trapped and now i need surgery! XD
by poopa12345678 November 17, 2011
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