dirt road swagg

dirt road swag is like regular swag except it's for hillbillys, rednecks, and country people.

swag hillbillies rednecks swagger

person one: he always wears those camo clothes and work boots
person two: thats cause he's got that dirt road swagg

by remi22 May 15, 2011

Road Muffin

The female equivalent of road head.

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.

by branda8888 January 4, 2010

Road Razor

Another name for such a vehicle as the Roadtec SX-8 Soil Stabilizer/Reclaimer, which "shaves" road and street pavement with its interior cutting drum, making room for new pavement to be installed by other road workers.

There's roadwork on the street, and the Road Razor is at work.

by Info2go August 16, 2025

Road Captain's Favour

The promise of oral sex while driving, as repayment for money or favours previously provided.
The promise usually goes unfulfilled, as does the person who is owed.

Bawwy: "Just give me the money. I'll owe you a Road Captain's Favour"
Pez: "Fine, I'll give you the money."

by thegoatofwisdom June 17, 2021

Dirt Roads Scholar

A low class, poorly educated “know it all” type. Someone who thinks they are right because it “makes sense” to them.

The new guy is a real idiot. I bet his resume proves he’s a dirt roads scholar.

by Keasterbunny October 5, 2023

Road eyes

When a person licks your eyes in a sexual fashion while driving on a road trip.

I picked up this girl on the side of the road on my way to Florida. She proceeded to go up on me and gave the most amazing road eyes in my life. I came twice.

by Cc eyes April 20, 2016

t-road

abbreviation for texas roadhouse. some people call it texas…only call it that if you’re an npc.

Yo Dan wanna hit up T-road the boys and I going?

by datboyrob September 22, 2022