National real nigga day

The day of real niggas

Happy national real nigga day

by MJ the man October 17, 2023

Updates in real-time

The characterological template? It does that too! I do it manually. And I'm not going to stop being brilliant any time soon barring some unforeseen catastrophe.

Hym "And, like the collective dialogue, it updates in real-time. But whereas the collective dialogue is like ONE water molecule freezing... This is like MANY water molecules freezing. An individual-collective dialogue! With more water molecules being added to the collection daily."

by Hym Iam August 22, 2023

I wish “x” was real

When people say that they wish “x” was real, what they mean is that they live in another parallel dimension where “x” is a worldwide conspiracy theory. Looking at our universe, they wish that they had the same thing.

person -23: Man, I wish fr*nch people were real
person 197.6: why would you wish that?!
person “x” where (-x^2-3x+5)/6x=0: I wish cats were real
I wish “x” was real

by Just another writer tater November 5, 2023

real lifed

When you bring someone's bit off stage

Jonny: "Paul Mcartney's coming to town"

Billy: "Give it up you shmuck half the Beatles died it wasn't a tragedy it was a hint"

Freddie: "hey that's my bit... I also hate myself"

Billy real lifed Freddie to feel better about himself

by Wiley j June 21, 2017

Hes Real.

When you take the pizza out the oven and it takes a look at you back.

"Hes real." Peppino Spaghetti said as he lunged.

by YouAddLeg April 1, 2023

Real nigga

A nigga who always 10 toes behind you

“Kevin,twon,Kris,Brandon,Langston,tevarius,and Brandon C. Some REAL NIGGAS.”

by Kurdish808 October 8, 2025

not real

when ur upset or something is bothering you just think “it’s not real” because nothing is real and you should look on the positive sides because life is too short and guess what it’s not real

imagine something is rlly pissing u off or stressing you out but then u just think it’s not real and everything is fine

by notreal2007 November 3, 2023