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Occam’s Racist

When someone claims to be a person of color, but espouses white supremacist beliefs. The explanation with the fewest sssumptions, and thus most likely the correct one per Occam’s razor, is that the person is actually just white and racist.
I know he said he was black, but all of his posts in /r/the_donald make me think he’s white, per Occam’s racist.
by climbandmaintain August 31, 2018
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Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.
Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket
by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012
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Racist White men

Has a bushy 4-5.8 inch thing between his legs also THINKS ITS MANLY TO BE AS HAIRY AS A GORILLA jdjxjsjskzk
ME:WHITE MALE YOU: EJSKHWKWLLWWK racist white men…
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Racist jokes

Making racist jokes makes your racist. “Humor” doesnt change the fact that its racist.
by 1928293933992 September 8, 2021
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Bi-racist

Bi-racist is a form of racism when he/she frequently states the term "nigger" and other racist terms and denies that they are racist. An example of this would be Joyner Lucas. He often says "nigga" in his songs and then calls himself not racist.
Mark: Shut the fuck up, nigger!
Brian: Stop being racist..
Mark: I'm not racist!
Brian: Ooh, looks like someones bi-racist!
by MasterKGaming March 14, 2018
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Racist

A person that’s harder to find as time progresses into the future.

A person that won’t have sex with a certain race after having gotten tired of having sex with that certain race during their slut phase.

A biracial person that has a certain type.

A cultured/educated person on a mission that isn’t automatically a billionaire/millionaire.

A person who doesn’t find you attractive (based on personal desires and whims) and publicly states it — considering the sex-crazed nature of this society.
“Sorry, I don’t date blacks after endlessly having black dicks in my mouth for the past 10 years.”

“THAT’S RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“I personally wouldn’t date black men... I’m still half black, though.”

“HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT YOUR OWN CULTURE LIKE THAT?”

“I’m black AND gay...”

“Oh, no one cares. How do we know that no one cares? Because we know the 7.5 billion people on the planet.”
by Elsa Buttersworth November 29, 2019
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Racker

Someone who fluffs breasts of strippers at tittie bars or houses of sexual intercourse usually a male.
Where is the racker my tits are so droopy right now!
by fluffer butt July 23, 2007
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