Poop a duke

This happens when you hold it in too long and it has built up inside and has become hard to get out. But when it dose come out it hurts your whole body.

Guy1: you took a while in there you good?

Guy2: no man my body hurts I think I pooped a duke. I didn’t think I’d poop a duke

by Tillergang360 March 26, 2019

pumping poop

Listening to music on the toilet

I was bored in the washroom so I started pumping poop

by Funions2 May 22, 2016

poop brigade

A bunch of people going places together and collectively pooping on things.

Guy 1: Dude, Jen has been a huge bitch lately, should we send in the poop brigade?
Guy 2: Yes! I have been meaning to get the brigade together to launch another poop attack!
Guy 1: Sweet, I'll pass out the prunes and laxative!

by TheManWithThePeedDriveway February 10, 2014

Poop waffle

When you poop in the shower and you need to stomp it down the drain

My humongous shit made a massive poop waffle

by Eckel123 April 26, 2020

poop the apple

To bring an unnecessarily painful process upon oneself.

You want to stand in that line for an hour to buy those tickets? Don't poop the apple man, just buy them online the day before.

by amrcn_werewolf May 31, 2018

poop-fogged

Distraction caused by the imminent and urgent need to have a bowl movement aka, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf

Sorry honey I forgot to pick up bread, I was poop-fogged.

by Beeker21 July 23, 2012

Scenic Pooping

Pooping in a Vacation Poop Location where one is captured and intrigued by one's surroundings whilst unloading.

Greatest Vacation Pooping Location was at the top of that mountain we hiked. I'll sure tell you what- never been greater Scenic Pooping. If only you could see.. Now all I need is a blumpkin while Scenic Pooping.

Women's restrooms are great Vacation Poop Locations, especially for one seeking a Scenic Poop, nice pictures to look at and flowers to smell while taking a crap.

by kariusvega August 6, 2012