No Poop August

A challenge where if you participate you can't poop the entire month of august.

PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.
PARTICIPATING IN NO POOP AUGUST ISN'T RECCOMENDED.

Roommate: You haven't been in the bathroom in so long, don't you have to poop?
Participant: No, i'm participating in no poop august, meaning i can't poop for the entire mont of august.
Roommate: Ok then...

by emerex56 February 29, 2020

Poop Sock

In a dire situation, mid conversation or in an argument, the term Poop Sock is an easy scapegoat for any verbal conflict amongst other people and/orSimps. Poop Sock alone, causes confusion and anger within the conversation resulting in an implosion like response from the other party. Poop Sock can also be used as a term for a deadly weapon. Based on the hit TV show: Icarly, Sam (one of the main protagonists), carries a life threatening weapon on her person at all times; known as a "Butter Sock", she fills, what can only be assumed as a knee sock, up with frozen butter and then whips her attackers with it. A Poop Sock is similar in regard that a sock is being used as a weapon: first the sock must be drenched and soaked in feces, covering every part of the sock, then frozen poop is inserted into the sock (frozen feces must have corn in it), the text step is self explanatory.

Me: "No Forrest, I don't care what you say, Mrs. Incredible isn't thicker than Mrs. Neutron!"

Forrest: You're mentally challenged if you think that, thats probably why your skin looks like that too!"

Me: Oh yeah? Poop Sock bro, Poop Sock."

Forrest: Visible confusion

"Im gonna fucking beat your ass with a damn Poop Sock if you touch my ass again. No, no I dont give a fuck if you thinks its cute and playful, I'm sick of your bullshit bitch. Ight cool love you too grandma."

by Black jésus February 29, 2020

Big Poop

When someone sits on the toilet to take a normal poop than ends up staying on the toilet pooping for 2 hours

"Jimmy's taking a BIG POOP"

by The_Unknown_Genius_Boi March 2, 2020

poop room

not a bathroom. only a select few were able to witness the powers of the poop room.

"isn't the poop room just a bathroom"
"NO"

by evilsoda September 2, 2020

How to poop

So first, we need to know the signs of when you want to poop. The first sign is when you feel a hard thing in belly. The other is when your butthole feels like it would do something.
Now, we know the signs, time on how to poop. So first you want to take off your pants. Second, you want to sit on a toilet. Third, you want to push your intestine. Fourth, to know when you done pooping, you wouldn't feel anything in your belly. So fifth is to clean your butt with toilet paper. Sixth is to put on pants.

Congratofuckinglations, you learned how to shit

How to poop

by Notmelol123 May 9, 2022

Extra Pooping

When you already pooped once but you gotta go again but it’s not yet diarrhea

I gotta take some time for extra pooping into my schedule

by Meadow rose September 23, 2022

Poop Demon

Someone who is extremely annoying and unfunny. On most occasions they think they are funny but the only reason people laugh at them is because they feel bad.

Joe: “Do you know Mack, I heard she’s a real Poop Demon”

Mary: “Oh yeah, I heard shes the most unfunny person in school”

by Jack Mackray January 20, 2022