Cell block burrito

Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.

Do you hear, Greg gave Pedro a Cell Block Burrito

Did he still get Aids?

Yeah

by WhoaYeah1313 December 23, 2009

In-Game Cock Block

A cock block that occurs in a video game caused by someone watching the game.

During Grand Theft Auto
Joe:Can you shoot your gun on a date.

Brian:I don't know.(Shoots gun and girl runs in fear)

Joe: Oh man! Sorry, thats the biggest in-game cock block I've ever been apart of.

by Nice Cream Paint Job November 13, 2009

dirty sanchez blocking

A blocking technique in Fight Night Round 3 which involves moving your hands in all possible blocking positions creating an unpregnable defensive scheme. Very cheap, also gay.

I was dominating Travis in the fight until he started fucking dirty sanchez blocking. That shit is gay.

by Mr.Boracus May 13, 2006

C-Block Souljaz

Scrilla Fam Holla Atcha BOi. We be the hardest nukkas ever. When u be up in the club tryin to mack up harsh barges. We be up in the VIp smokin mad piff, mackin enuff fit dimes. We be the cats that roll 20 brothers deep, smackin the fuck out of all u fake ass cats. Part of Our Rosta, Shelldor, Steeleback, Rask-one, P-lock, G-lenn, and jorax.

FREE PERGI

Aiyoooo, where them c-block souljaz at? fuckin ur mom!!!!

by SteeleBack October 12, 2004

c-block souljaz

On top of being the hardest OG's around for miles, c-block souljaz also happen to be the best bill hitters in the Greater Toronto Area. There is no better, and i mean absolutely no one is as good and professional as us when it comes to punchin' fat rim rockers of every scale. The calibur of our bills make ya'll bills look the size of a pinhead. Eat a bag of dicks if you think otherwise and we will gladly ruckus any punks who wish to face off in a billathon ...step up

"yo damn that cat jus punched 20 bills wit' ease..too that shit down like it was water."

"Aiyyo you 'dun jus' see that balla from tha one an' only C-block punch tha fattest bill ever. 'Dis billie musta been rockin atleast a gram in its bowl dawg."

by p - l o c October 1, 2004

TikTok Cock Block

When you’re at a party trying to get succ or any other form of coitus and there’s that one kid who is going around showing everyone the most trendy TikToks, when he stumbles upon you right when you’re about to seal the deal and draws the attention from your potential mate to the hypnotic effects of TikTok thus leaving you with blue balls.

Can also be used as a defense, such as if you show up to a party and see a person about to seal the deal with the person you wanted to hook up with, pull out your phone and show them some trendy TikToks and teach that fool a lesson about natural selection.

I was late to Amber’s party last night when I saw that butthole Rick about to seal the deal with her on the couch, I grabbed my phone and TikTok Cock Blocked that fool and took Amber for myself while Rick was hypnotized by TikTok. Lets say I woke up in the morning feeling like P-Diddy.

by Stresemann's Bristlefront November 17, 2021

Rasta Block Party

When bricks of seized weed goes up up smoke by the PoPo and the surrounding area get's a contact high.

"DAMN! There's going to be a Rasta Block Party since they busted that illegal grow down the street."

by Bread of Corn December 29, 2015