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Cell block burrito

Wrapping you dick in a pillow case or bed sheet in a vain attempt to prevent receiving a STI when you rape some one in the ass, in prison.
Do you hear, Greg gave Pedro a Cell Block Burrito

Did he still get Aids?

Yeah
by WhoaYeah1313 December 23, 2009
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divine cock-block

When the person you desire to have sexual relations with would rather love Jesus/God.
Girl: After I asked him to hook up he told me that he didn't need it because Jesus already loves him.
Friend: You totally just got a divine cock-block.
by error404sucks July 9, 2011
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dirty sanchez blocking

A blocking technique in Fight Night Round 3 which involves moving your hands in all possible blocking positions creating an unpregnable defensive scheme. Very cheap, also gay.
I was dominating Travis in the fight until he started fucking dirty sanchez blocking. That shit is gay.
by Mr.Boracus May 13, 2006
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C-Block Souljaz

Scrilla Fam Holla Atcha BOi. We be the hardest nukkas ever. When u be up in the club tryin to mack up harsh barges. We be up in the VIp smokin mad piff, mackin enuff fit dimes. We be the cats that roll 20 brothers deep, smackin the fuck out of all u fake ass cats. Part of Our Rosta, Shelldor, Steeleback, Rask-one, P-lock, G-lenn, and jorax.

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Aiyoooo, where them c-block souljaz at? fuckin ur mom!!!!
by SteeleBack October 12, 2004
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c-block souljaz

On top of being the hardest OG's around for miles, c-block souljaz also happen to be the best bill hitters in the Greater Toronto Area. There is no better, and i mean absolutely no one is as good and professional as us when it comes to punchin' fat rim rockers of every scale. The calibur of our bills make ya'll bills look the size of a pinhead. Eat a bag of dicks if you think otherwise and we will gladly ruckus any punks who wish to face off in a billathon ...step up
"yo damn that cat jus punched 20 bills wit' ease..too that shit down like it was water."

"Aiyyo you 'dun jus' see that balla from tha one an' only C-block punch tha fattest bill ever. 'Dis billie musta been rockin atleast a gram in its bowl dawg."
by p - l o c October 1, 2004
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Winter Cock Block

When it gets cold outside after being warm the day before.
Yesterday was nice but today is a winter cock block.
by G-Oli February 23, 2010
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Web CamCock Block

When your cyber girlfriend offers to show you her breasts and you turn it down saying "I do not partake in porn".
Girl: Baby want me to strip for you
Guy: "I do not partake in child porn"
Guy: "did I just web camcock block my self
by speedT September 29, 2010
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