We have all met a few Matthew Drinkwaters in our life. Angry sometimes, sometimes they rage, sometimes they moan, but at the end of the day if a man needs a sleeping partner they are there for them.
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People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
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Get the matthew rustad mug.Matthew and Kylie’s have the best relationship,they have a trustworthy relationship and belong together. They start off as friends and deny all the rumors that they like each other. They speak often and understand each other, they enjoy the same sports and only one in particular they both do. They date in high school and end up living together at a young age, they get married and have kids. He is famous and she is good with numbers and accounts, she helps him with his work as he is not good in this department. They make a cute couple and love each other dearly.
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Get the Matthew and Kylie mug.A boy’s name, Matthew is nice to some kids, but a real bully. The last time he took a cruise, we had the Lituya Bay Tsunami. Last time he exhaled, we had a hurricane.
Man, that Matthew must weigh 40 tons.
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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
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Bob: I was getting bullied by a fat kid.
Oliver: It must be a Matthew.
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