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Kevin

Your giant bird pet.
Your enemy: Kevin?

Your dumbass: Yeah! He's my giant bird pet!

The more sensible old man who's with you for some reason: But it ran off! (Throws away your prized chocolate) He's gone now.
by MultiMan44 July 17, 2022
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the kevin

the kevin is a dangerous deity. he was the first victim of going 'goblin mode'. he has hurt many men, many women and less importantly, the elderly. watch out.
by balls itchy :( July 25, 2022
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Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love
by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022
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Kevin Nuri

A man above all others. With a humongous dick at 64cm and balls that weight around 5kg each. He fucks bare pussy without giving a fuck about its age, ethniticy or size. He especially likes milfs, which he fucks about 10 different of every day, while at night he fuck about 10 different supermodels. And he absolutely destroys their pussies with his humongous cock.
aaahh. OMG Kevin Nuri is destroying my pussy with his humongous hard cock. aaaaaaaahhhhhh
by Shity titty July 27, 2022
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Kevin

UGLY UGLY UGLY EW EWE W bruh ur hair sucks. He prob plays smash bros, like what a loser, hes an emo bet. If you meet anyone named kevin run, hes going to give you the furry desise
The name Kevin: Gross
by UrMomLoleeeeey July 28, 2022
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Kevin

A Kevin hates doing chores and is always moody A Kevin generally likes to watch Anime and loves to get angry at his little brothers
Oh Kevin is such a Essa
by Haziz99 July 30, 2022
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kevin

kevin is literally an angel, so perfect, yet so gentle, i love him, i really do, his last name, i would love to have it someday, maybe even mix my last name and his together.
me: kevin is the love of my life
by lianakg33 June 6, 2022
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