You won’t believe what just happened

When something interesting happened you, you want to tell your friends but then they hit you with the Ali A intro.

Madison: You won’t believe what just happened
Me: wait hold on hold on hold on *searches up Ali A intro earrape version on YouTube*
Me again: okay now repeat what you said
Madison: you won’t believe what just happened
*plays Ali A intro*
Madison: Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu
*Everyone in the voice chat laughing*

by Fireguy47 April 27, 2021

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Just make it to friday

A never-ending loop that many students find themselves in, focusing profusely to get through all of the days in the way just to make it to friday.

"Just make it to friday" mfs after realizing it is 6 PM on a Sunday

by keyboard8 September 8, 2024

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I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars

Code for "I want to bang this whale."

"Dude, she's big boned"
"I know man. I'm just trying to get my kids to Mars"

by Khyzer September 18, 2019

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Look who just stepped in

Catchphrase of well-known UK rapper 'Morrisson'

This line can be heard in 'Shots Remix' and 'Buckingham Palace'

Morrisson: "Look who just stepped in MORRISSON!"

Alternatively:

Morrisson: "Look who just came in MORRISSON!"

by expressbenjamin20 May 9, 2020

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Just not funny

A joke that is "just not funny" is a really crap joke that only the person saying it finds funny. It is quite often a dad joke or a joke that is poorly timed and inappropriate for the situation it is said in. It's different than a dry joke in the sense that even the mostist lube couldn't make it wet.

"Just not funny" is also a way of describing a really salty dry person, who could really do with marinating in some moisture.

It can also be used off hand to aggregate people with residing hair lines.

Bro, your just not funny.

by xelA.2 January 3, 2018

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