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Jake Harvey

Jake Harvey is an EXTREMELY hot guy but will fuck you over in an instant!! Jake does not know how to be honest to save his life. Jakes will make you fall in love and do anything to get what he wants. You have to be very careful around a Jake they are very very dangerous.... Don’t LET THE LOOKS FOOL YOU!!
Girl: “oh my god it’s jake Harvey he is so hot but how does his girlfriend not care he’s fucking with every other girl”

Boy: “bro jake just robbed me of 200$”

Jakes Gf: “yeah jake fucks other girls but he’s so hot and I can’t give that up.”

Jake: “no don’t worry I don’t have a girlfriend just get high then you will wanna fuck Me”
by LISSSS December 23, 2019
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Jake is simp of the year
by clownoftheyear December 26, 2019
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Jake

Universally known as a reverse cum bucket. Has the ability to cum bend. If he sees you talking smack you will get turned into street meat. Owns 400 mb of child pornography. says poggers .
''Yo jake has a big dick''
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Jake hands

When your hands are small af
Dang he got jake hands
by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019
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Jake my everything and my baby

Jake is the best person you will ever meet your life could be at rock bottom and you could be ready to end it all but as soon as a jake walks into your life he won’t leave you or hurt you, He will actually be the best person in your life. A jake is the type of person who hates themself more than ANYBODY in the world but nobody understands why they hate themself because they are so incredibly sweet(when they want to be), loving, amazing , I will admit a bit clingy but watch out don’t piss a jake off unless you want to get bit!
A:"Who is that HOTTY over there?"

B:"That's Jake!"

kind truthful hot cute Jake my everything and my baby
by Kristen Fisher April 25, 2019
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Jake

Jake is shy when you first meet him. He is very attractive and has a very nice smile. Jake is protective of his Friends,family and more. Jake is very athletic,and enjoys almost all sports. He is funny,and has a cute personality. He’s a great guy friend for the girls,and will do regular things with the guys. Most girls like him for his amazing personality,and looks.
person 1 ;Oh,who’s that cute boy?
person 2 ; that’s a jake!
by madennames April 25, 2019
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A blond fuckboy. Fat but doesn’t say he is. Typical jerk who plays with girls heart and makes fun of them when they feel offended. Makes women feel bad about their own body. A dick.
Person: Did you finally leave “jake”?
Person1: yeah, he’s a fucking DICK.
by FishCat01 April 28, 2019
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