Jacob

The most wonderful guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who’ll shower you with affection and make every day more fun. You’ll want to be cuddled up with him forever because he has the best hugs on the planet. Incredibly intelligent and a wit for the ages. If you’re lucky enough to get yourself a Jacob, get ready to watch a lot of movies and go never let him go.

Ugh that guy is so sweet and has beautiful hair… He’s gotta be a Jacob.

Wow you can tell by how loving that guy is that he’s a Jacob.

by bethicat January 10, 2025

Jacob

Kids named Jacob typically are the ones who scream in the back of the school bus. They constantly smell like stale chips and they have greasy hair. He probably asks the kid wearing a black hoodie "are you goth 🤓"

"Yo, did you hear? Jacob got suspended for licking a teacher"
"Hope he doesn't come back lmao"

by Dilf_lover_69__ May 2, 2021

Jacob Loncki

A very cool guy who loves video games, football and men. He has a temper as big as his shlong

You're a Cowboys fan. Oh you must be a Jacob Loncki

by momoiscool1234545667778 February 4, 2022

Jacob

A sexy ass man with a 14 inch cock. All the women love him because he is so sweet and cute and his body is perfect, you friends milf mom has probably fucked him.

"Jacob fucked the hottest girl ever"
"Yeah makes sense"

by ieatmadasslmaourmoms September 23, 2019

Jacob

Someone that is clumsy in nature and has many friends that don't poetically like him.

That guy might a Jacob.

by dirtman3739472 April 28, 2022

Jacob Ewing

Javob Ewing is often done with this bull and inverts stall doors

" Jacob Ewing I'm done with this bull"

by Zhenfei lover44 June 11, 2019

Jacob Vilhelm

Jacob vilhelm is a term for a Teen that is starting to get gyno

Dude lay down the bologne sandwiches, dont be a Jacob vilhelm, your gonna get gyno.
gym bro: woow dude!! those are sum serious gyno problems. you got a whole Jacob Vilhelm on you.

by Øsku dølgur September 17, 2021