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Jacob Deleon

A chess white washed nerd that's actually vv cute and funny even tho he's a huge retard
" who's that?"
" Oh Jacob Deleon? Andreas bf!! He's retarded. "
by Pyrohearts November 23, 2021
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jacob

gay fucking bitch who acts confident but hates their own guts
"oh wow it's jacob"
"that one emo kid that hides being his hair?"
"yes that one."
by aarbjj June 24, 2021
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Jacob

God of Gore makes anything he See's instantly dreadful certainly a bad ass honestly if you see a Jacob you going to have a bad day
Oh shit is that Jacob let's get out pf here man
by Hidden cookie December 20, 2016
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Jacob Dumb

She gave me head and heroin as sure as the sun would set
She let me cum onto her chin yet there’s one thing that I still regret
She gave me my son of Jacob Dumb this child has been my hell
Nary one with a tongue to wean him from himself

Jacob Dumb you wean from yourself

Jacob Dumb he’d sit with us our pine-board porch each night
mumble out the songs I played he sat between the legs of my wife
Paws on her thighs, tried to pass his age, he sang though his throat was young
A fly laid an egg, my wife shifted her weight, Jacob, don’t live your name Dumb
Jacob Dumb well don’t live your name

Our porch became a teeter totter
when Jacob dropped down he fell far from his father
My wife shift of weight forced Jacob so much closer
Jacob dumb you are my shame, you are my shame, we lost a game

She gives him head and heroin and now he’s truly dumb
Now not even Nestor could bring peace between myself and my son
Jacob fell far from his fathers heart through the distance was not too long
Dumb, take my wife and my black tar vice, but do not take from me,
Child don’t take my songs, don’t take my songs
by Death Menace August 7, 2022
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Jacob Jackson

a person who cheats at uno.

the best country runner (not true)

he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich
by DillyTom September 1, 2020
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Jacob

Jacob, a faggot and a retard. hes always wondering around looking for someone too pick on. he simps for men and has stds, hes a lost soul looking for cock
jacob, u need too get tested for stds now!
by overloadretard March 22, 2025
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jacob

a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women
“Is that Jacob?”

Omg, it is, run!”
by very hot segsy woman September 23, 2020
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