hats carlos

A creation by Tucker Robinson and Nick Vansell to confuse their coworkers

HATS CARLOS!!!

by Hats Carlos May 16, 2018

you need to didnt hat

for when people have fucking strokes

eli, you need to didnt hat

by https.thebest March 25, 2021

don't steal hat day

the day where you are forbidden to steal anyone's hats

"Also tomorrow is officially a don't steal hat day this is because calvin got new ones and others will not wreck them immediately"

by Alotofthings November 6, 2022

Steamboat Clown Hat

Arose in Steamboat, Colorado due to the large number of young males and small number of young, nubile women. It desciribes the women that are earthy, hippie types that prefer not to shave or trim their pussy hair (and often their legs or underarms). If their hair sticks out from the sides of their panties, it is like a clown hat like where the clown has big hair sticking out the sides of his hat and all around his head.

Tom: Man, how was that chick last night?
Randy: She was a Steamboat Clown Hat.

Tom: That bad, huh?
Randy: Yeah, she hadn't shaved that thing in months.
I was afraid of what was in there, but I didn't turn it down.
Tom: Glad, it was you and not me!

by jmo12345 February 12, 2013

Hat Trick

when a woman allows penetration in all 3 holes during one session

That slut is always up for a hat trick.

by skiprime July 20, 2016

french top hat

French top hat is when a french tumbler is made incorrectly or unsatisfactorily and if poured back over the makers head.

He was being such a dick about making me the drink, I gave him a French top hat to cool him off.

by End_owled December 4, 2017

Hat

-A commonly used term for a man's penis in Virginia. It can also mean clitoris.

You-Remember that guy last night on Omegle?
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!

by Hat Master February 21, 2011