father: son go do your homework and improve your grades.
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what I found ? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
son (scowling): how the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the ashes from the fireplace. And guess what I found ? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, that you tried burning your report card; didn't want your mom and myself to see it, I'd imagine?
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